you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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