Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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