Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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