You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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