that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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