Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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