my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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