you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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