I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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