I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
