I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I look better un-naked...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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