Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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