Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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