yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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