: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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