guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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