wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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