i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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