Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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