drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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