So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I love you.
Bad choice
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