Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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