I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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