Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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