She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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