I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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