Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Watching her eat just hurts me
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
why is half of my head shaved?
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