I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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