So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
