i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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