I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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My ass is underappreciated
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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