haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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