Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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