the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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