roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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