Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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