Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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