That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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