my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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