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We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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