i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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