Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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