idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Apparently you make a good broom.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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