I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I need a burrito and a hug.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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