OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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