I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I will die if light touches me.
The best revenge is premature balding
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
