this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
