Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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