Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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