fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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