He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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