He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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