Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
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We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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