Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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