All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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